Another hand with me and HyperAggrDonk... LOL

He seriously must hate me by now... I really need to start saying DeucesCracked > CardRunners everytime I stack him...

Can you work Bling Blang Blaow into that somehow?

What do you have against him, he's a pretty good reg and your line is pretty weird...it's not like you outplayed him, you coolered him.

What do you have against him, he's a pretty good reg and your line is pretty weird...it's not like you outplayed him, you coolered him.

I know... Go back and look at June's Whack'Em thread... I destroyed him like 3 hands in a row... Going nuts 3bet/4bet/5betting each other... That's why I said he must hate me by now

O I see well he's a pretty strong player.

So Aces haven't been on my side lately. The only remarkable thing about this hand is that I was on crazy tilt so once I saw the turn I threw my desktop bell out the window and stormed out of the room. I didn't even know I won until I came back 20 minutes later

Absolute Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 792274
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CO: $2.24
BTN: $2.00
SB: $1.96
BB: $1.68
Hero (UTG): $2.54

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $0.08, 2 folds, SB raises to $0.26, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.54 all in, SB calls $1.70 all in

Flop: ($3.94) K J 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($3.94) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($3.94) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $3.94
SB shows K Q (Two Pair, kings and queens)
Hero shows A A (Straight, ten to ace)
Hero wins $3.75
(Rake: $0.19)

No matter how long you play poker, people open-shoving into your AA never gets old

Absolute Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players -

SB: $6.52
BB: $22.29
UTG: $24.44
UTG+1: $9.97
Hero (MP): $28.71
CO: $26.30
BTN: $4.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A A
BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, BB raises to $1.25, UTG raises to $24.44, 1 fold, Hero calls $24.34, 3 folds

Flop: ($50.63) T 2 4 (2 players)

Turn: ($50.63) 2 (2 players)

River: ($50.63) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $50.63
UTG shows Q Q
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $48.11
(Rake: $2.52)

Todays Sessions



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 792384
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CO: $22.25
Hero (BTN): $20.00
SB: $20.10
BB: $25.00
UTG: $32.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 9 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 7 3 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $7.50, Hero raises to $18 all in, BB calls $10.50

Turn: ($40.25) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($40.25) K (2 players - 1 is all in)


Hero (button) showed [9d 9c] and won ($38.25) with two pair, Kings and Nines
SB (big blind) showed [Qc Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings

Good Little Bluff

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players - View hand 792386
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CO: $25.00
BTN: $23.20
Hero (SB): $24.40
BB: $25.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J A
CO raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 8 5 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3, Hero raises to $12, CO folds

July the month of quads continues.

Villain was a lot of fun.

In an earlier hand I got all in and got sucked out on by a runner runner flush. He said "That's PokerStars for ya." We were playing on FTP.

After this hand he said "Damn kissed on the poker dick again." I'm think of using that as my new catchphrase after taking a bad beat.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 793338
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BB: $109.85
UTG: $30.75
Hero (CO): $82.05
BTN: $57.65
SB: $14.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with J K
UTG raises to $2, Hero calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) J J J (2 players)
UTG bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($8.75) 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.75) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $10.50, Hero raises to $40.25, UTG calls $16.25 all in

Final Pot: $62.25
UTG mucks Q Q
Hero shows J K (four of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $59.25
(Rake: $3.00)

One more...

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 793351
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Hero (MP): $81.25
CO: $75.30
BTN: $74.75
SB: $49.50
BB: $84.70
UTG: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with J Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.50) Q Q 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

Turn: ($10.50) J (2 players)
SB bets $6.50, Hero raises to $13, SB raises to $44.50 all in, Hero calls $31.50

River: ($99.50) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $99.50
Hero shows J Q (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
SB shows A 6 (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Hero wins $96.50
(Rake: $3.00)

I lost two stacks today to villains with 63o. This helped a bit.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 793580
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UTG: $29.68
MP: $10.00
CO: $17.50
BTN: $13.12
SB: $25.23
Hero (BB): $25.00

CO posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is BB with 6 3
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO checks, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) 3 3 6 (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.90, UTG calls $0.90, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds

Turn: ($3.05) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, UTG calls $2.25

River: ($7.55) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.30, UTG raises to $23.45, Hero calls $16.30 all in

Final Pot: $50.75
UTG shows A 9 (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
Hero shows 6 3 (a full house, Sixes full of Threes)
Hero wins $48.22
(Rake: $2.53)